March ...

... 2006.

... into battle. (Left, left, left, right, left.)

... madness.

The latter seems most appropriate ... let's go with it ...

1. Thank GOD our ports are safe from those damn UAE entrepreneurs. I can finally sleep.
2. Why is white rice with butter so good?
3. Why is BUTTER so good?
4. Butter is good.
5. Durn Laurie Berkner's hide for putting out a kid's CD with all those stick-in-my-brain songs. It's keeping me up at night.
6. I got a new fancy printer last weekend and have already used up all the ink printing out photos of my kid to send to people who may or may not care.
7. I still think it's really hard to raise a kid ... even just ONE kid.
8. My goal is ten.
9. Only one more.
10. See ya in April.
11. I'm totally Lame and you can berate me publicly if you want.

Happy St. Paddy's Day,

Kim